WAFFLE FACED DEMON!!!

amischiefofmice:

welp

can’t argue with that

phoenix-is-so-done:

lilgideonsbighouse:

crazy-cipher:

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

meanwhile this cool lesbian is covered

phoenix-is-so-done:

lilgideonsbighouse:

crazy-cipher:

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

meanwhile this cool lesbian is covered

lewdfruitington:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

It’s obvious who that general was

lewdfruitington:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

It’s obvious who that general was

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

flulathedoge:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

and gay

It all makes sense now

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

memeguy-com:

After almost stepping on several babies this weekend

memeguy-com:

After almost stepping on several babies this weekend

thatonegirludontknow:

Wooo!! Happy 413! Have some bouncing kids!
Phew, made it just in time, with about an hour left where I live… (Also, this doubles as my belated 1000 follower thank you. <333)

thatonegirludontknow:

Wooo!! Happy 413! Have some bouncing kids!

Phew, made it just in time, with about an hour left where I live… (Also, this doubles as my belated 1000 follower thank you. <333)