can’t argue with that
Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image.an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window
meanwhile this cool lesbian is covered
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
It’s obvious who that general was
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
It all makes sense now
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING
After almost stepping on several babies this weekend
Wooo!! Happy 413! Have some bouncing kids!
Phew, made it just in time, with about an hour left where I live… (Also, this doubles as my belated 1000 follower thank you. <333)