WAFFLE FACED DEMON!!!
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)
Words to keep, couch to sleep

vvlin91:

Every couple fights at some point of their relationship, no matter how inseparable, how intimate, how cheesy they get at other times.

Every couple does.

And they are no exception.

It always starts out as something small, something so trivial that about half-way into the conversation, the topic would shift to something completely different, something that could give either party an easier excuse to escalate the tension, because God O God it feels good to add fuel to fire.

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daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

askmikasa:

ba-ba-bakura:

We must keep Armin

askmikasa:

ba-ba-bakura:

We must keep Armin

pigquet:

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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So fucking accurate. 

Not that there’s any shame in that, Carlos.

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

becausebirds:

andthentherewasarat:

Bopping the hawk :3

Raptor tap.