WAFFLE FACED DEMON!!!

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
When someone vents to you,

mjwtfff:

and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

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jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

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